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Imala neko kuče gospođa se zvalo tako nešto. I onda pošla pudlica ono u stan na vrata on pogleda šta će ona sad gola bila kupala se tako, pa uzne ogledalo, znaš ono providno, i stavi ispred nje i trči po ulicu. Gospodine si video tako nešto - ovaj pogleda ćutika, tep srela nekog ko mene gospodine si video tako nešto, kaže vido sam al tako uramljeno nesam.. i ona drži ogledalo ipred nju drži

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Dosao neki tip iz Srbije u Sarajevo i seo u caffe bar. Dodje ubrzo konobar:
- Sto ces?
- Kafu, molim.
- Nema.
- Pa dobro, onda kavu, molim.
- Nema.
- A jednu kahvu, mozda?
- Covjece boziji, nema vode!
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Kad umiru secerasi ?
- kad im je najsladje :'(


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Idu dva policajca ulicom i jedan upadne u šaht.
Izvlači ga drugi i kaže: Sreća pa je bio otvoren da je zatvoren ne bi te mogao izvući!

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A father walks into a pharmacy, goes to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for his 11 year old daughter. "My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" The pharmacist exclaims. The dad replies, "not really, she just lies there and cries."

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Koje je najdraže voće trey songza?

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Dođe tata kuci i pita sina:

- Sine, zašto ne ideš napolje da igras fudbal?
- Tata, ali ja sam invalid!
- Znam sine, zajebavam te


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Zašto Cezar nosi sandale?
Pa Juli je.


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Pisaju dva crnca s mosta:
Kaze prvi: Kako je voda hladna covece...
Kaze drugi: Ma cuti bre vidis kako je dno muljevito! .!.

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Dobila sestra za Novu godinu:
barbike, kucu za barbike, odecu za barbike itd.... Dok brat dobio samo autić.

-hvali se sestra:

ja sam dobila sve sto sam htela mnogo barbiki i svu njihovu opremu, a ti samo autic..

-brat:

neko ima autic, a neko leukemiju...


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