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Imala neko kuče gospođa se zvalo tako nešto. I onda pošla pudlica ono u stan na vrata on pogleda šta će ona sad gola bila kupala se tako, pa uzne ogledalo, znaš ono providno, i stavi ispred nje i trči po ulicu. Gospodine si video tako nešto - ovaj pogleda ćutika, tep srela nekog ko mene gospodine si video tako nešto, kaže vido sam al tako uramljeno nesam.. i ona drži ogledalo ipred nju drži

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Dosao neki tip iz Srbije u Sarajevo i seo u caffe bar. Dodje ubrzo konobar:
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- Kafu, molim.
- Nema.
- Pa dobro, onda kavu, molim.
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- A jednu kahvu, mozda?
- Covjece boziji, nema vode!
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Kad umiru secerasi ?
- kad im je najsladje :'(


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Idu dva policajca ulicom i jedan upadne u šaht.
Izvlači ga drugi i kaže: Sreća pa je bio otvoren da je zatvoren ne bi te mogao izvući!

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A father walks into a pharmacy, goes to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for his 11 year old daughter. "My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" The pharmacist exclaims. The dad replies, "not really, she just lies there and cries."

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